Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
Our grandmother has started talking to furniture. Is this a cause for concern?
The key question is, is the furniture talking back? If so, you have poltergeists. You will have to call either a Catholic priest or Steven Spielberg. If you have small children in the house, it’s better to call Mr. Spielberg. Don’t worry if the furniture appears to be moving. They are simply trying to escape your grandmother. I’m guessing they learnt this from watching you.
If the furniture is neither speaking nor moving, then I suggest you try talking to her. It’s quite possible she may prefer talking to you, although I cannot judge, since I have never talked to you myself. All I have as evidence is the question you asked me. The question is concise, but not particularly entertaining. She may be chatting with chairs in order to avoid talking to you. If this is the case, buy more furniture. You could also put her in touch with Mr Clint Eastwood, who does the same thing in front of large audiences. Perhaps they can form a club.