Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
The Karakul is a historic hat, worn by Jinnah, Soviet Politburo members, and Eddie Murphy in ‘Coming to America’. Made from the wool of Persian lambs, it is often worn by youth leaders approaching retirement age. In India, the rich. black sheen is usually achieved by liberal application of coal dust. The pointiness of the hat can vary. Greater pointiness is an indication of higher status. You, too can wear a Karakul hat, but make sure it’s not too pointy.