INDIA UPDATE

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CENSOR BOARD DELETES SINKING SCENES FROM TITANIC


In a move that has overjoyed ship owners across the world, the Censor Board of India has removed large chunks of the film ‘Titanic’, for ‘generating detrimental views about the shipping industry’, along with a total ban on  ‘Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan’, for ‘unsympathetic portrayal of Muslim character.’ The US government has so far resisted demands by an enraged director James Cameron for drone strikes, as the Censor Board is located in a densely populated area of Mumbai.

This move comes soon after the Censor Board censored Prakash Jha’s film Chakravyuh, for ‘saying naughty things about Vedanta, one of India’s leading mining companies.’

“The automobile industry is also very critical,” said a Censor Board member, “Which means you should probably see Speed while it’s still legal.”

To learn more about the Censor Board’s new business friendly approach, click here.

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One comment on “CENSOR BOARD DELETES SINKING SCENES FROM TITANIC

  1. Barb Drummond
    October 2, 2012

    I think it’s time the shark community sued over misrepresentation in Jaws and maybe God – whichever one you choose – should get lawyered up over about half the films ever made.

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