INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

POLICE MORE AFFECTIONATE, REVEALS SURVEY.


In news that has triggered considerable nervousness amongst criminals, an IMRB survey has revealed that Indian policemen are growing progressively more affectionate.

As per this report, many police officers now give advance warning before applying electrodes to testicles, and are often more sympathetic while dealing with the average citizen.

“It’s true that they beat me up severely,” said R.P. Mehrotra, a resident of Najafgarh, “But they did offer me a cup of tea first.”

“They refused to do anything about a murder in our locality,” said Avinash Dhingra of Green Park, “But I must say they were extremely cordial about the whole thing.”

The survey attributes this to rising income levels and greater conjugal bliss, as more and more policemen find true love in each other’s arms. This could radically change the way the public deals with the police.

“The next time you go to the station, don’t offer them money,” suggests an IMRB researcher. “Instead, give them something domestic, like a pretty vase, or an embroidered footstool. The results could surprise you.”

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10 comments on “POLICE MORE AFFECTIONATE, REVEALS SURVEY.

  1. dreamshadow59
    October 4, 2012

    This was hilarious!!!
    Sooz

  2. moderndayruth
    October 4, 2012

    Hilarious indeed! And the pic… too funny!!!

  3. butimbeautiful
    October 4, 2012

    Very very funny! It’s sweet the way Indian policemen kiss with their tummies, too!

  4. Prasad N (@DesiTraveler)
    October 5, 2012

    The pic gives a new meaning to pot bellied… these guys are kissing bellies…:)

  5. kayemofnmyk
    October 6, 2012

    That has to be the pic/k of the day

  6. meowpurrs
    October 6, 2012

    This is a funny pic! And you have devious ways with words, mister! Too good 🙂

  7. inducares
    October 6, 2012

    Were they really standing like this or is there some ‘hera-pheri’ involved?

  8. panchali
    October 7, 2012

    omg! hahhaa…what a pic! They are getting prosperous indeed….

  9. Ned's Blog
    October 11, 2012

    How might they react to the gift of an Ab Roller? Hmmm. Probably better stick with a nice lint roller instead. Thanks for the heads-up!

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