Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.


Incensed by reports that Pakistani Foreign Minister Heena Rabbani Khar has now targeted Rahul Gandhi, former Uttar Pradesh Supremo Mayawati has raised her handbag for the nation. Using language that India Update refuses to repeat, due to genuine fear, Ms Mayawati has challenged the infamous Islamic hottie to a handbag shootout. The values of their respective collections will be estimated by independent experts. The winner will receive Rahul Gandhi.

Reputed London auction house Sotheby’s has been recruited for the purpose.

“We don’t normally do this sort of thing,” said Mr. Sotheby, over a cup of lemon tea, “But both these women have access to nuclear weapons.”

In related news, Indian Foreign Minister S.M. Krishna, who reportedly changed wigs three times during a recent summit with Ms Khar, has offered his services as interlocuter. Ms Khar has issued a public statement in response, saying she would rather choke herself with her own dupatta. Mr. Krishna’s wig manufacturer has been arrested, despite offering substantial compensation, mostly in the form of free wigs. Charges against him should be framed by next week.

As the excitement mounts, Mr. Rahul Gandhi has been absconding. Sources revealed that he may have joined brother-in-law Robert Vadra, who locked himself in his gym last Thursday, and is refusing to come out.


  1. jkchaturvedi
    October 16, 2012


  2. Prasad N (@DesiTraveler)
    October 16, 2012

    Why only Rahul G, i thought Bilawal is also available ….. bag war for baba log

    October 16, 2012

    How the hell do you cook these things up…. Hahaha..

  4. umashankar
    October 16, 2012

    And this is one contest Ms Rabbani is not going to win. It is sad to learn about Mr Krishna’s wig manufacturer. Serves him right though!

  5. moderndayruth
    October 16, 2012

    Lolol, i apologize for my profound ignorance on the topic discussed – but i like your writing style, hence the LIKE! 😉

  6. ZinalBhadra
    October 17, 2012

    wow…am impressed… It takes serious lateral thinking turn serious matters in to such hilarious posts… 🙂

  7. Amit Agarwal
    October 17, 2012

    🙂 😀 LOL ! Very funny 😀 Thoroughly enjoyed!

  8. Srividhya Lalitha Srinivasan
    October 17, 2012

    Really funnie! 😀

  9. Barb Drummond
    October 17, 2012

    Maybe they can attack each other with marigolds as well. OUch!

  10. meowpurrs
    October 17, 2012

    Rofl 😀

  11. Navin Mathew
    October 17, 2012

    This is a rage! ROFL!

  12. sudiptapikuroy
    October 18, 2012

    The cat is out of the bag…it’s “BAG TO THE FUTURE”…. Speilberg has volounteered to make this his “come-bag” film…. while he is tightlipped about the leading ladies for this film, insider sources reveal that Angelina Jolie and Rakhi Sawant have agreed to be casted on a gratis basis for a world awareness cause.. Sachin Tendulkar is likely to bat in as Rahul Gandhi to prove his point that as an MP, he takes his parliamental responsibilities very seriously….

  13. rich1698
    October 18, 2012

    Maybe Angelina Jolie could persuade Robert Vadra & Rahul Gandhi to come out of hiding

  14. Ghazala Hossain
    October 18, 2012

    LOL, you have a wild imagination 😉

  15. Ankit Beri
    October 19, 2012

    ROFL !!!!

    October 19, 2012

    Mrs. khar luks gud wid bilawal bhutto for sure….they can make up a gud partnership for their country-BOTH SMART AND BEAUTIFUL….:)

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