Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
Should I vote for Barack Obama or Mitt Romney?
Seeing the massive media coverage, I had anticipated that this problem would arise. Please note that Indian citizens are not eligible to vote in the US elections. Consuming large quantities of food from McDonald’s does not automatically qualify you for US citizenship. Certain unscrupulous local employees may be spreading such rumours. Do not fall for their tricks. Your location in Bengaluru is also a cause for concern. Are you working in a Call Centre? Do you pretend to be American on a regular basis? This can cause a wide variety of mental disorders.
In case you are actually American, the answer is much simpler. Successful American presidents are always very handsome. Less attractive people, such as Richard Nixon and Jimmy Carter, faced a variety of problems. Luckily, both Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are particularly fine specimens of manhood, so you cannot really go wrong. Such things are subjective, so simply do what your heart tells you to do. I always do, with good results.