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FORMER CONGRESS SPOKESPERSON DENIES WASHING SONIA GANDHI’S CLOTHES


Former Congress spokesperson Manish Tewari took time off from supervising Sonia Gandhi’s laundry to issue a strongly worded statement early this morning.

“Jealous of my proximity to Sonia Gandhi’s clothing,” he said, “Certain misguided elements are spreading rumours that I am washing them personally. This is untrue. I would never stoop so low. In fact, I have purchased several washing machines, and servants do all the loading and unloading.”

Sources within the Congress Party refused to confirm whether Tewari was now sole in-charge of laundry, but reiterated that Prime Minister Manmohan Singh retained full responsibility for footwear.

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9 comments on “FORMER CONGRESS SPOKESPERSON DENIES WASHING SONIA GANDHI’S CLOTHES

  1. Sanjiv Khamgaonkar
    October 29, 2012

    Haha! So who washes Vadra’s (of Mango people fame) laundry?

    • TK Pradhan
      October 29, 2012

      That’s a job monopolized by Salman Khurshid of Baisakhi fame. 🙂

  2. desi traveler
    October 29, 2012

    I was actually expecting something on the musical chair… aka the reshuffle that recently happened…. 🙂

  3. neelkanth
    October 29, 2012

    Very interesting.

  4. Manu Kurup
    October 29, 2012

    hahahaha.
    When a congress politician says that he won’t stoop that low, I guess, we all have to just believe him. 🙂

  5. Louisa's Writer
    October 29, 2012

    If the laundry is getting this much press, I would hate to ee what it’s like when the decorating issues cme up! Great Work!

  6. Uma
    November 3, 2012

    i always count on you for a good laugh! : D

  7. My Say
    December 21, 2012

    Hope not Mr Tiwari gets to read this 😀 :D.. .Surely, he will be scared of being ‘stinged’. 😀 . its always a pleasure reading you !! nicely carved,well thought , amazingly presented political cartoon in alphabets !! ur just amazing Shovon Sir !!

  8. Vaishali Jain
    January 30, 2013

    Thumbs-up! This is uber-cool!

    And, oh yeah, before I forget – Congrats! You have a new follower. 😀

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