Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
“Jealous of my proximity to Sonia Gandhi’s clothing,” he said, “Certain misguided elements are spreading rumours that I am washing them personally. This is untrue. I would never stoop so low. In fact, I have purchased several washing machines, and servants do all the loading and unloading.”
Sources within the Congress Party refused to confirm whether Tewari was now sole in-charge of laundry, but reiterated that Prime Minister Manmohan Singh retained full responsibility for footwear.