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PRESIDENT’S SON TO OPEN AUTO REPAIR SHOP FOR WOMEN


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In a move that has been widely praised by members of the Mukherjee family, the son of President Pranab Mukherjee has announced that he will open a charitable auto repair shop for women. This was shortly after his speech where he claimed that protests against rape were mainly being conducted by ‘dented, painted women.’

“We will provide free service at a very nominal cost,” said Mr. Mukherjee, “Service will include cleaning of exhaust pipes and checking of suspension. We will make sure that all painting is done only after denting has been properly repaired.”

Analysts are seeing this as a shrewd move on the part of the presidential scion. “This is a shrewd move,” said Professor Jean Baljean of Jawaharlal Nehru University, “His first speech was aimed at attracting the rapist vote. Now, he is targeting the women’s vote. Between the two, he should sail through the next election.”

Sources have confirmed that Mr. Mukherjee has also entered his mother for the Statesman Vintage Car Rally.

“We are a little concerned about her mileage,” said Mr. Mukherjee, “But we are hoping she will do her best. It’s a question of family prestige.”

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8 comments on “PRESIDENT’S SON TO OPEN AUTO REPAIR SHOP FOR WOMEN

  1. walkerjay
    December 28, 2012

    Next stop a repair shop for demented presidented men.

  2. neelkanth
    December 28, 2012

    YES, A SHREWD MOVE ONLY.

  3. kayemofnmyk
    December 28, 2012

    Thank goodness for people like you who show not all Indian men have a dent for a brain.

  4. Sampath Kumaran
    December 29, 2012

    I thought the modern auto repairs mostly resort to changing the parts that are dented so that a paint touch up will only suffice!!!

  5. renusethi
    December 31, 2012

    The man is pretty much dented and his face is in desperate need to get painted and no prizes for guessing, painted with what

  6. induchhibber (@inducares)
    January 1, 2013

    Any one care to dent the rapists?

  7. butimbeautiful
    February 3, 2013

    I love your writing and your wit. You’re remarkable – I wish you were in a newspaper. Maybe you are!

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    February 23, 2013

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