Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
This hat is typical of Pune, a city in Maharashtra with close links to Switzerland. Many great leaders have worn it, along with some others. Nowadays, ordinary people can also wear it, on special occasions such as weddings and graduations, so long as they pay a fixed fee to Sharad Pawar. The design of the hat was inspired by the red flashing lights on top of government cars. A similar effect can be achieved by inserting a flashing bulb under the hat. However, this requires an additional fee, and it is advisable to wear rubber slippers.