Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.



In a move hailed by sports enthusiasts everywhere, the Indian Olympic Association has formally seceded from the International Olympic Committee. This was after the IOC de-recognised the IOA for electing Commonwealth Games Scam accused Lalit Bhanot, who happened to be out on bail at the time. Mr Bhanot was elected unopposed, as other eligible candidates were unwilling to risk injury.

The proposed rebel Olympics will have a variety of unique features. All 100 metre sprint contestants will be chased by policemen. Archery and shooting events will use pictures of anti-corruption activist Arvind Kejriwal. Marathon participants will run with Robert Vadra’s luggage. Contestants in the equestrian events will ride tax-paying citizens. All swimming events will take place in a newly constructed swimming pool filled with crocodile tears. Delhi Chief Minister Sheila Dixit will be on standby in case of leakage. 30% of all medals will be reserved for Ordinary Backward Caste, 40% will be assigned by national supremo Sonia Gandhi, and 30% will go to sons and daughters of previous medal winners. Balance medals will be awarded to candidates with athletic ability. Special events such as High Speed Ass Kissing, Rhythmic Rioting, and Lokpal Kabaddi have also been proposed. The Drug Testing Committee will be headed by an elite international panel, including Lance Armstrong, Ben Johnson, and Keith Richards.

Will any actual sports people be involved in the event?

“Expenses have risen slightly more than we had anticipated,” said Mr Bhanot, “But the matter is under active consideration.”


  1. Barb Drummond
    January 5, 2013

    Sounds like a winner. Love to see the opening and closing ceremonies. Will there be fireworks?

  2. butimbeautiful
    January 7, 2013

    High speed ass international event if ever I saw one. I see your sprint events are conducted with baton-carrying police – but I think you’ll find the sprinters might run faster if the police are issued with guns and tasers, like ours.

  3. Louisa's Writer
    January 7, 2013

    Very Good. Laughing this early in the morning is not usual for me.

  4. magiceye
    January 7, 2013

    🙂 way to go!

    January 8, 2013

    Simply loved your tally count of “balance medals”….!!!!

  6. jahid akhtar
    January 24, 2013

    excellent 🙂

  7. Ankita Singhal
    January 24, 2013

    Awesome… Would definitely participate in such event.
    Want to add— Rain dance party after the the event under Dehli police water cannons… For mango ppl only cz ministers will be too busy ti fill the swimming pool for the event.

  8. meowpurrs
    January 25, 2013

    The last line is the clincher for me 🙂 Double like!

  9. Nandan Tavanandi, Mumbai
    January 25, 2013

    How the tickets for the event be sold? Any reservations in that ?

  10. jagmeet612
    January 27, 2013

    aww you didn’t mention the the event of politician who will make most misogynist remarks….. 😀

  11. Shrinidhi Hande
    January 30, 2013

    Good one…

  12. Santiago
    November 5, 2013

    Nice post. I was checking continuously this blog and I’m impressed! Extremely useful info particularly the last part 🙂 I care for such info a lot. I was looking for this certain info for a very long time. Thank you and best of luck.

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