INDIA UPDATE

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MAHARASHTRA LEADER BREAKS DROUGHT RELIEF FAST WITH 1000 LITRES OF WATER.


NCP Heli

Residents of drought stricken Aurangabad rejoiced today, after prompt action by the government saved a local leader from death by starvation. Opposition heavyweight Gopinath Munde has been on indefinite hunger strike for the past 24 hours, demanding drought relief action by the government. Alarmed by his rapidly deteriorating health, the government swiftly despatched NCP leader Patangrao Kadam to reassure him. Despite short notice, the local administration managed to divert emergency relief tankers just in time. These tankers delivered 1000 litres of water to construct an emergency helipad.

“The water was required to prevent dust from flying,” explained an aide to the minister. “Minister Kadam only wears white. To express sympathy for farmers, he is not washing his clothes. Hence additional precaution was required.”

Satisfied by the government gesture, Mr Munde has called off his fast, after sipping a glass of sugarcane juice, followed by a glass of Pune wine. However, he remains slightly upset.

“It would have been more respectful if he had brought Angeline Jolie,” he said.

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2 comments on “MAHARASHTRA LEADER BREAKS DROUGHT RELIEF FAST WITH 1000 LITRES OF WATER.

  1. Barb Drummond
    April 16, 2013

    Hmmm water or angelina. Quite a hard decision. But that’s what leaders are for. Maybe.

  2. j4n
    April 16, 2013

    o’er bill’d a replica’d copenhag fount & sign up ‘do not spill’

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