INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

INDIA’S RICHEST WOMAN REFUSES TO VACATE BUNGALOW, SAYS COAL FOUND IN GARDEN.


lump of coal ribbon

In news that has led to an upsurge in digging, the Punjab and Haryana High Court has ordered Savitri Jindal, India’s richest woman, to vacate her government bungalow. Mrs Jindal is the mother of Naveen Jindal, an industrialist-MP with significant interests in steel, coal, and flags. The order to vacate her ministerial bungalow was issued after it was discovered recently that she had ceased to be a minister in 2009.

“I had no idea they had sacked me as I was busy,” said Mrs Jindal, “Then recently they found coal in the garden. My son was getting all these free coalmines from the Prime Minister. I thought, how sweet, now he has given me one also.”

Mrs Jindal has agreed to comply with the court order, but has requested more time, citing ‘difficulty of finding suitable free accommodation.’

Boring version here.

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3 comments on “INDIA’S RICHEST WOMAN REFUSES TO VACATE BUNGALOW, SAYS COAL FOUND IN GARDEN.

  1. My Say
    May 23, 2013

    😀 so u aint posting on indi these days ? i thought u may have stopped posting at all sir.. !! thank god i thought lets see may be and now i have so many posts pending to read and laugh my stomach out !! 😀

  2. Louisa's Writer
    May 27, 2013

    This is so funny – we done. if you like Satire from other countries, I suggest the Sage from Canada: http://www.sagenews.ca/Article.asp?id=2847&title=When-Knowledge-ISNT-Power

  3. moderndayruth
    June 22, 2013

    Disgusting… doesn’t suffice that they abuse the privileges, while in power – trying to keep it all AFTERWARDS… i mean really! Btw, i just re-read your sticky post: “Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober…” Same with my country – if you watch the news on national TV, you don’t need another lullaby – the country is thriving, the politicians are responsible, there is hope for our economy… Right. Fear the moment when you grow up and find out for yourself that there is no Santa Clause… *rant over* 😉

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