INDIA UPDATE
Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
UNEMPLOYED YOUTH, 42, AGREES TO RUN COUNTRY, HIRES SHERLOCK HOLMES
In news that has been described as ‘a ray of hope for the unemployed’, Rahul Gandhi, 42, has agreed to take a job.
“They were ruining my shoes by crying all over them,” said Mr Gandhi. “I couldn’t take it anymore. Plus Kapil Sibal threatened to write me a poem. I had to save the nation from that.”
The Society For Prevention of Cruelty to Idiots has welcomed the move, as have the Global Comedy Council, the Masochist Majority, and Footkissers Anonymous.
“Our members are very enthusiastic,” said Mr Charan Chhoo, secretary, FA. “It’s been good times for them. Now it’s going to be even better. It just goes to show that there is nothing you cannot achieve if you kiss the right feet.”
Mr Gandhi has asked the Congress Party to hire eminent detective Sherlock Holmes, to help him get some clues. “Someone mentioned that he was fictional, but I’m not narrow-minded,” said Mr Gandhi, “I don’t care which fiction he belongs to.”
Will his lack of any kind of work experience whatsoever prove to be a handicap?
“Well, it didn’t stop mummy,” said Mr. Gandhi. “Look how well that turned out.”
A comprehensive list of Mr Gandhi’s achievements till date can be viewed here
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The achievement page is impressive..
Fiction, handicap & achievements… the three best bits & when you list them sequentially, do you notice a very apt and subjective correlation between the three of them??!!
Very appropriate a coverage.
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Unemployed youth in the country are in abundanc but the luckiest amongst them is Rahul Gandhi, the one in the order of legacy at the age of 42, who could procure the job with most covetous a tag as potential Prime Minister of India. I wish there could really be some one to represent the youth of the country taking care of their unemployment, besides several other issues which the country like India is confronted with.
Hilarious but ironically true.
take care,
Harshit Chauhan
Would be really nice to watch the battle among the 2 most eligible bachelors 🙂
😀 😀 😀 …. amazing is too small a word to appreciate the view expressed on Rahul Ji..the muma’s boy 😀 ….. hilarious ..
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At you satirical best, as always. Loved it. 😀 As far as Rahul Gandhi is concerned, I see potential in him but he needs to step up and speak out more often on important issues, he should convince people he truly deserves to run the country.
Ha ha ha! Good Post. Let him run the country since the citizens too are running in different directions.
Oh my! Wonderful achievements for one so elevated! Good job, Rahul. You’re gonna’ fit right in ……..
lol… sarky indeed!
Impressive satire…
Gud 1 sir. Wud be glad if u can give ur take on my version of Rahul Baba:
http://murgibaba.blogspot.in/2013/01/the-prime-minister-with-diaper.html
Son carrying on the family business ?
Typical desi step ! 😆
Quintessential you. But I particularly loved the page listing all of RG’s “achievements”. I bet it is a White Paper for our neighbours on how to run a country.
Best sarcasm till date on his promotion. Mamma’s achievement sheet is horrifyingly slow…hahahaha…
hahaha, enjoyed reading it! nice achievement list.
Wow, this was definitely enjoyable. “I had to escape the poem…” Love that!
Charanchoo! FKA…………..is the yet another best. Satire at its best.Ghendaphoo har is just a beginning………Indians will never stop innovating to flatter politicians; we have confirmed historical evidence to that effect.All this is sad, but 100% true. This is just a begining of yet another “saga” for RG, who at 42 is ruining……..I mean running a great party.
I look forward to more.
btw…….some cartoons woudl complete hilarious picture.
LOL ! I loved this although its a joke on us 🙂
Age of the leader is not our interest…the qualitative approach and strong vision is required to to uplift the country..
hahahaha… You should start a fan club 🙂 good work
Not only unemployed, but more seriously unemployable too.
Foot Kisser’s Anonymous? Wow
Foot kissers Anonymous or Bottom Kissers Anonymous?!
You have Rahul Gandhi and we have George Bush Jr. Sort of like the Wonder Twins separated at birth…