Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
In news welcomed by food lovers, the government announced today that the national anthem will be revised to include a reference to spaghetti. In order to preserve authenticity, the revision will be conducted by a genuine descendant of the poet Rabindranath Tagore.
“Didi has given me permission,” said Poltu Tagore, of Barasat. “She said that this is a cultural gesture, and no Muslims are involved, only spaghetti. So there is no harm.”