Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.



In what a Chinese foreign ministry official has described as ‘a possible act of war’, Indian Foreign Minister Salman Khurshid has announced that he will be helping the disabled during his visit next month to China.

Last year Mr Khurshid was embroiled in controversy after it was revealed that many of the beneficiaries of his foundation for the disabled were, in fact, abled. Mr Khurshid revealed subsequently that this was because he had cured them. As a reward for his efforts, he was elevated to the position of Foreign Minister.

“I am making this gesture to show our appreciation for the increase in Chinese tourism, particularly in Ladakh,” said Mr Khurshid, “I intend to serve the disabled in China with the same devotion and distinction that I have displayed at home.”

Chinese responses have been universally negative.

“This is an attempt to mislead us,” said a low ranking official, “This man said he would give his life for Sonia Gandhi. We suspect that he may try to rub out our new president with some kind of suicide attack.”

The Chinese Ministry of Health has a different view.

“His help is unnecessary,” said a spokesperson, “As per official statistics, there are no disabled people in China.”


  1. yarnspinnerr
    April 26, 2013

    ROFL 😉

  2. atulitsaxena
    April 26, 2013

    Super !

  3. ilakshee
    April 27, 2013


  4. Barb Drummond
    April 27, 2013

    Ah! official statistics. Always interesting. and always changing depending on the official.

  5. matheikal
    April 27, 2013

    Ha! Ha ha@!

  6. Pingback: India foreign minister Salman Khurshid to visit China | China Daily Mail

  7. butimbeautiful
    May 13, 2013

    Chinese official stats – we love them!

    • Barb Drummond
      May 14, 2013

      You couldn’t make them up. well, YOU personally couldn’t anyway.

  8. Manthan Shah
    May 16, 2013

    Yea right……we did see Chinese tourism increase in ladakh……next thing we know the ladakh citizens will become Indian tourists in china! Khurshid is an unproductive minister who has ashamed India yet again!

  9. Aashish Sahni
    May 25, 2013


  10. Mohammad Farooq
    June 24, 2013


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