INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

“I WAS IRRIGATING SWITZERLAND,” EXPLAINS AJIT PAWAR


In a move described as ‘the most significant advance in Indo-Swiss relations since Toblerone’, Maharashtra Irrigation Minister Ajit Pawar has explained that steps to improve irrigation by his department over … Continue reading

September 26, 2012 · 15 Comments

INDIAN NAVY TO BOMB WASHINGTON


In a move that could fatally hamper US-Italy relations, the Indian Navy is being despatched to Washington. The decision was taken after an article appeared in the Washington Post, describing … Continue reading

September 6, 2012 · 14 Comments

TWITTER TO BAN ALL FAKE PRIME MINISTERS, INCLUDING MANMOHAN SINGH


In a move warmly welcomed by Vladimir Putin, Twitter has announced that it will be blocking all fake PM accounts. “Several people hv requested us 2 reconsider the ban on … Continue reading

August 22, 2012 · 10 Comments

MICHAEL JACKSON REINCARNATED IN PATPARGANJ.


Strong evidence has emerged that the King of Pop has manifested once more as Pappu Pramanik, a 2-year old resident of Patpargunj. “He keeps grabbing his crotch,” said his proud … Continue reading

August 14, 2012 · 4 Comments

Most Viewed

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Blog Stats

  • 382,161 hits