INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

Ask Uncle


Dear Uncle, Nowadays I am unable to lift Pinky. Can you suggest any solution? Regards, Rocky, Chandigarh   Dear Rocky, You could go to the gym more. Or she could … Continue reading

October 1, 2012 · 3 Comments

India Classifieds


Why leave your slippers in the hands of God? Enjoy complete peace of mind in temples with Slip-O-Lock. 100% Swiss Technology. Please remember to remove before throwing at politicians.

September 28, 2012 · 4 Comments

PAKISTAN BLAMES GUCCI


In a development that has terrified the handbag industry, the Pakistan government has blamed Gucci for the misunderstanding regarding cyber attacks on India. “It is true that there has been … Continue reading

August 21, 2012 · 2 Comments

Ask Uncle


  Dear Uncle, My neighbour has purchased a Harley-Davidson. I am apprehensive. Can you give any suggestion? Sashi Kant, Ghaziabad   Dear Sashi, You have forgotten to mention whether your … Continue reading

August 16, 2012 · Leave a comment

Things to Remember


  Smoking doesn’t always kill someone else.      

August 13, 2012 · 2 Comments

FLOWER THROWING TO BE COMPULSORY AT MAMATA BANERJEE MEETINGS.


In a move likely to boost floriculture in West Bengal, Bengal Supremo Mamata Banerjee has made it compulsory for people to throw flowers at her at all public meetings. This … Continue reading

August 13, 2012 · 16 Comments

MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONALS PURSUE AIRLINE OWNER


Traffic in Bangalore was severely disrupted this morning, after a queue of eager mental health professionals formed outside the residence of airline and liquor magnate Vijay Mallya. Mr. Mallya has … Continue reading

August 5, 2012 · 2 Comments

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