GROCERY APPS TO ENTER AGRICULTURE SEGMENT!
As the competition in India’s grocery segment intensifies, the virtuous cycle of innovation has begun. Amidst unconfirmed rumours that speedybazar.com will not only deliver your groceries, but also feed them to … Continue reading
Pome of the Day
BULLDOZING Hey! Ho! The judge ride in. Boom! The house go down. He press the clutch With gentle touch Reverse for one more round Arrest that Patkar! Gaikwad too! … Continue reading
KNOW YOUR HATS : MANIPUR
These prawn-shaped hats are worn by Manipuri royalty. Visiting royalty may also wear them. No one knows why they look like prawns. Manipur is nowhere near the sea. According to … Continue reading
RUPEE SLIDE ARRESTED AFTER VADRA OPENS BUSINESS SCHOOL
In news that has led to widespread panic in Harvard Business School, legendary entrepreneur Robert Vadra has announced the opening of the Vadra School of Management, based in Haryana. Its … Continue reading
INDIA’S RICHEST WOMAN REFUSES TO VACATE BUNGALOW, SAYS COAL FOUND IN GARDEN.
In news that has led to an upsurge in digging, the Punjab and Haryana High Court has ordered Savitri Jindal, India’s richest woman, to vacate her government bungalow. Mrs Jindal … Continue reading
Pome of the Day
MAMA’S PIZZA Come to Mama’s Pizza shop Pizza very nice Drool at all the things on top But never ask the price You can come and stand outside And smell … Continue reading
TWITTER TO BAN ALL FAKE PRIME MINISTERS, INCLUDING MANMOHAN SINGH
In a move warmly welcomed by Vladimir Putin, Twitter has announced that it will be blocking all fake PM accounts. “Several people hv requested us 2 reconsider the ban on … Continue reading
KNOW YOUR HATS : BOLLYWOOD SPECIAL
No one knows what this hat is. Probably it’s a Bollywood hat. Traditionally, Bollywood hats are worn by those whose ancestors were producers or actors in the Bombay film industry. … Continue reading
“I THOUGHT I SAW A MAN IN A TURBAN,” EXPLAINS JAGDISH TYTLER
Congress leader Jagdish Tytler has clarified that he has been the victim of a simple misunderstanding. Mr. Tytler is best known for not having anything to do with the massacre … Continue reading
VEGETARIAN TERRORISTS LIBERATE CHINESE RESTAURANT
In a move that has elated chickens across India, the Sakahari Sena has liberated a Chinese restaurant in Central Delhi. The Sakahari Sena, or Vegetarian Defense League (popularly known as … Continue reading
KNOW YOUR LAWS : SEDITION (1898)
The Sedition Law was a gift from the British government of India to the Indian government of India. Early one morning, just before Independence, the two of them were sitting … Continue reading
HARYANA POLICE TO CO-OPERATE FULLY WITH MINISTER.
In a move hailed by sex offenders across the nation, the Haryana Police have promised full co-operation to multi-millionaire former shoe shop owner Gopal Kanda. Mr. Kanda faced a national … Continue reading
DETECTIVE HIRED TO FIND GOVERNMENT
Concerned citizens are in the process of hiring a detective to find the government, which has been absconding since August, 2011. “We looked all around for clues, but we couldn’t … Continue reading
VIP SHOOTS OLYMPIC OFFICIAL
Formerly disgraced Olympic VIP Suresh Kalmadi raised eyebrows in London after he slew an official yesterday. The crime was committed during the 10m Air Pistol event. As he was led … Continue reading
“I WANT TO SCREW UP ENOUGH TO BE PM,” SAYS NEW POWER MINISTER
Freshly anointed Power Minister Veerappa Moily showed commendable enthusiasm for his new job at a press conference held by candlelight yesterday evening. “Within seconds of the biggest power breakdown in … Continue reading
KNOW YOUR HATS : BAMBOO CONTINENTAL
Like the Indo-Greek school of sculpture which has produced so many Buddhas, hats too can represent a synthesis of east and west. This Bamboo Continental is typically worn at a … Continue reading
CHHATARPUR RESIDENT PUTS SON ON EBAY
Chhatarpur resident Gagan Sapra has created a stir within his community after putting his son up for sale on eBay. “The marriage season is coming up, and I was confused … Continue reading
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