INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

GROCERY APPS TO ENTER AGRICULTURE SEGMENT!


As the competition in India’s grocery segment intensifies, the virtuous cycle of innovation has begun. Amidst unconfirmed rumours that speedybazar.com will not only deliver your groceries, but also feed them to … Continue reading

August 26, 2015 · 2 Comments

Pome of the Day


BULLDOZING   Hey! Ho! The judge ride in. Boom! The house go down. He press the clutch With gentle touch Reverse for one more round Arrest that Patkar! Gaikwad too! … Continue reading

May 10, 2013 · 3 Comments

KNOW YOUR HATS : MANIPUR


These prawn-shaped hats are worn by Manipuri royalty. Visiting royalty may also wear them. No one knows why they look like prawns. Manipur is nowhere near the sea. According to … Continue reading

April 6, 2013 · 4 Comments

RUPEE SLIDE ARRESTED AFTER VADRA OPENS BUSINESS SCHOOL


In news that has led to widespread panic in Harvard Business School, legendary entrepreneur Robert Vadra has announced the opening of the Vadra School of Management, based in Haryana. Its … Continue reading

January 30, 2013 · 2 Comments

INDIA’S RICHEST WOMAN REFUSES TO VACATE BUNGALOW, SAYS COAL FOUND IN GARDEN.


In news that has led to an upsurge in digging, the Punjab and Haryana High Court has ordered Savitri Jindal, India’s richest woman, to vacate her government bungalow. Mrs Jindal … Continue reading

January 22, 2013 · 3 Comments

Pome of the Day


MAMA’S PIZZA Come to Mama’s Pizza shop Pizza very nice Drool at all the things on top But never ask the price You can come and stand outside And smell … Continue reading

September 18, 2012 · 23 Comments

TWITTER TO BAN ALL FAKE PRIME MINISTERS, INCLUDING MANMOHAN SINGH


In a move warmly welcomed by Vladimir Putin, Twitter has announced that it will be blocking all fake PM accounts. “Several people hv requested us 2 reconsider the ban on … Continue reading

August 22, 2012 · 10 Comments

KNOW YOUR HATS : BOLLYWOOD SPECIAL


No one knows what this hat is. Probably it’s a Bollywood hat. Traditionally, Bollywood hats are worn by those whose ancestors were producers or actors in the Bombay film industry. … Continue reading

August 21, 2012 · 8 Comments

“I THOUGHT I SAW A MAN IN A TURBAN,” EXPLAINS JAGDISH TYTLER


Congress leader Jagdish Tytler has clarified that he has been the victim of a simple misunderstanding. Mr. Tytler is best known for not having anything to do with the massacre … Continue reading

August 15, 2012 · 6 Comments

VEGETARIAN TERRORISTS LIBERATE CHINESE RESTAURANT


In a move that has elated chickens across India, the Sakahari Sena has liberated a Chinese restaurant in Central Delhi. The Sakahari Sena, or Vegetarian Defense League (popularly known as … Continue reading

August 9, 2012 · 7 Comments

KNOW YOUR LAWS : SEDITION (1898)


The Sedition Law was a gift from the British government of India to the Indian government of India. Early one morning, just before Independence, the two of them were sitting … Continue reading

August 5, 2012 · 6 Comments

HARYANA POLICE TO CO-OPERATE FULLY WITH MINISTER.


In a move hailed by sex offenders across the nation, the Haryana Police have promised full co-operation to multi-millionaire former shoe shop owner Gopal Kanda. Mr. Kanda faced a national … Continue reading

August 3, 2012 · Leave a comment

DETECTIVE HIRED TO FIND GOVERNMENT


Concerned citizens are in the process of hiring a detective to find the government, which has been absconding since August, 2011. “We looked all around for clues, but we couldn’t … Continue reading

July 31, 2012 · 5 Comments

VIP SHOOTS OLYMPIC OFFICIAL


Formerly disgraced Olympic VIP Suresh Kalmadi raised eyebrows in London after he slew an official yesterday. The crime was committed during the 10m Air Pistol event. As he was led … Continue reading

July 30, 2012 · 2 Comments

“I WANT TO SCREW UP ENOUGH TO BE PM,” SAYS NEW POWER MINISTER


Freshly anointed Power Minister Veerappa Moily showed commendable enthusiasm for his new job at a press conference held by candlelight yesterday evening. “Within seconds of the biggest power breakdown in … Continue reading

July 30, 2012 · 7 Comments

KNOW YOUR HATS : BAMBOO CONTINENTAL


Like the Indo-Greek school of sculpture which has produced so many Buddhas, hats too can represent a synthesis of east and west. This Bamboo Continental is typically worn at a … Continue reading

July 29, 2012 · 1 Comment

ASK UNCLE


  Dear Uncle, Nobody in our office wants to bell the cat. What should we do? Shekhar, Chennai   Dear Shekhar, First, you need to creep up on the cat … Continue reading

July 27, 2012 · 10 Comments

CHHATARPUR RESIDENT PUTS SON ON EBAY


Chhatarpur resident Gagan Sapra has created a stir within his community after putting his son up for sale on eBay. “The marriage season is coming up, and I was confused … Continue reading

July 27, 2012 · 5 Comments

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