INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

AJIT PAWAR TO PERSONALLY IRRIGATE MAHARASHTRA


In news that has been welcomed by supporters of organic farming, Maharashtra Deputy Prime Minister Ajit Pawar has announced that he will be touring drought-affected regions of Maharashtra, in order … Continue reading

April 5, 2013 · 13 Comments

MAHARASHTRA LEADER BREAKS DROUGHT RELIEF FAST WITH 1000 LITRES OF WATER.


Residents of drought stricken Aurangabad rejoiced today, after prompt action by the government saved a local leader from death by starvation. Opposition heavyweight Gopinath Munde has been on indefinite hunger … Continue reading

January 16, 2013 · 2 Comments

“I WAS IRRIGATING SWITZERLAND,” EXPLAINS AJIT PAWAR


In a move described as ‘the most significant advance in Indo-Swiss relations since Toblerone’, Maharashtra Irrigation Minister Ajit Pawar has explained that steps to improve irrigation by his department over … Continue reading

September 26, 2012 · 15 Comments

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