INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

SUPREME COURT ASKS POLICE TO FIGHT CRIME


In news that the Criminal Welfare Association has characterised as ‘extremely unexpected’, the Supreme Court has ruled that it is now compulsory for the police to register all crimes which … Continue reading

January 14, 2013 · 2 Comments

DETECTIVE HIRED TO FIND GOVERNMENT


Concerned citizens are in the process of hiring a detective to find the government, which has been absconding since August, 2011. “We looked all around for clues, but we couldn’t … Continue reading

July 31, 2012 · 5 Comments

TV CHANNEL SHUTS DOWN AFTER ANCHOR’S HEAD EXPLODES


Times Now temporarily shut down for what they termed ‘routine maintenance’, after lead anchor Arnab Goswami’s head exploded last night around 9.30 pm. “He had started going to Anger Management … Continue reading

July 6, 2012 · 6 Comments

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