KNOW YOUR HATS : BOLLYWOOD SPECIAL
No one knows what this hat is. Probably it’s a Bollywood hat. Traditionally, Bollywood hats are worn by those whose ancestors were producers or actors in the Bombay film industry. … Continue reading
DETECTIVE HIRED TO FIND GOVERNMENT
Concerned citizens are in the process of hiring a detective to find the government, which has been absconding since August, 2011. “We looked all around for clues, but we couldn’t … Continue reading
VIP SHOOTS OLYMPIC OFFICIAL
Formerly disgraced Olympic VIP Suresh Kalmadi raised eyebrows in London after he slew an official yesterday. The crime was committed during the 10m Air Pistol event. As he was led … Continue reading
“I WANT TO SCREW UP ENOUGH TO BE PM,” SAYS NEW POWER MINISTER
Freshly anointed Power Minister Veerappa Moily showed commendable enthusiasm for his new job at a press conference held by candlelight yesterday evening. “Within seconds of the biggest power breakdown in … Continue reading
KNOW YOUR HATS : BAMBOO CONTINENTAL
Like the Indo-Greek school of sculpture which has produced so many Buddhas, hats too can represent a synthesis of east and west. This Bamboo Continental is typically worn at a … Continue reading
PUBLISHER OF KAPIL SIBAL’S POETRY COMMITS SUICIDE.
In a move that has terrified the publishing industry, the publisher of Union Minister Kapil Sibal’s poetry took his own life late last evening. “Other publishers would point at him … Continue reading
KNOW YOUR LAWS : Indian Penal Code (1860), Section 354, ‘Outraging a woman’s modesty’
This law gives wide latitude to sex criminals, and a maximum sentence of two years. The word ‘modesty’ is key. Unlike an arm or a leg, modesty is difficult to define. … Continue reading
MIDDLE CLASS BLAMES CHIDAMBARAN FOR INABILITY TO FIND BACKSIDE IN DARK
Formerly disgraced minister P. Chidambaran has opened a Pandora’s box, after he blamed the middle class for complaining about inflation. “Mr. Chidambaran says we shouldn’t complain, since we can afford … Continue reading
KNOW YOUR HATS : GAY CONSERVATIVE
This hat indicates that the wearer is both respectful of traditional values and sympathetic to gay rights. Here, too, the size of the hat is directly proportionate to the status … Continue reading
TV CHANNEL SHUTS DOWN AFTER ANCHOR’S HEAD EXPLODES
Times Now temporarily shut down for what they termed ‘routine maintenance’, after lead anchor Arnab Goswami’s head exploded last night around 9.30 pm. “He had started going to Anger Management … Continue reading
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KNOW YOUR HATS : NAGALAND
This traditional Naga headgear is used to make small people look taller. It also enables the wearer to be seen from a distance, so that subjects can prepare to be … Continue reading
KNOW YOUR HATS : KARNATAKA
The peta hat was originally worn by the Wodeyar kings of Mysore, many of whom were very fat, but nowadays thin people are also allowed to wear them. Possessing large … Continue reading
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