KNOW YOUR HATS : BOLLYWOOD SPECIAL
No one knows what this hat is. Probably it’s a Bollywood hat. Traditionally, Bollywood hats are worn by those whose ancestors were producers or actors in the Bombay film industry. … Continue reading
KNOW YOUR LAWS : SEDITION (1898)
The Sedition Law was a gift from the British government of India to the Indian government of India. Early one morning, just before Independence, the two of them were sitting … Continue reading
HARYANA POLICE TO CO-OPERATE FULLY WITH MINISTER.
In a move hailed by sex offenders across the nation, the Haryana Police have promised full co-operation to multi-millionaire former shoe shop owner Gopal Kanda. Mr. Kanda faced a national … Continue reading
DETECTIVE HIRED TO FIND GOVERNMENT
Concerned citizens are in the process of hiring a detective to find the government, which has been absconding since August, 2011. “We looked all around for clues, but we couldn’t … Continue reading
VIP SHOOTS OLYMPIC OFFICIAL
Formerly disgraced Olympic VIP Suresh Kalmadi raised eyebrows in London after he slew an official yesterday. The crime was committed during the 10m Air Pistol event. As he was led … Continue reading
“I WANT TO SCREW UP ENOUGH TO BE PM,” SAYS NEW POWER MINISTER
Freshly anointed Power Minister Veerappa Moily showed commendable enthusiasm for his new job at a press conference held by candlelight yesterday evening. “Within seconds of the biggest power breakdown in … Continue reading
KNOW YOUR HATS : BAMBOO CONTINENTAL
Like the Indo-Greek school of sculpture which has produced so many Buddhas, hats too can represent a synthesis of east and west. This Bamboo Continental is typically worn at a … Continue reading
PUBLISHER OF KAPIL SIBAL’S POETRY COMMITS SUICIDE.
In a move that has terrified the publishing industry, the publisher of Union Minister Kapil Sibal’s poetry took his own life late last evening. “Other publishers would point at him … Continue reading
CHHATARPUR RESIDENT PUTS SON ON EBAY
Chhatarpur resident Gagan Sapra has created a stir within his community after putting his son up for sale on eBay. “The marriage season is coming up, and I was confused … Continue reading
SHARAD PAWAR TO PRINT MONEY
In a development that triggered fondue parties across Switzerland, the Congress Party has awarded noted ally Sharad Pawar the right to print currency notes. A special government printing press will … Continue reading
NATION REJOICES AFTER CHIDAMBARAN RESUMES AS FINANCE MINISTER
Sonia Gandhi’s pet dog, Nation, was observed to be in high spirits, after the elevation of formerly disgraced former Finance Minister P.A. Chidambaran to the position of Finance Minister. “He’s … Continue reading
LEADING INDUSTRIALIST MISPLACES WIFE
Mumbai police temporarily suspended their search for loose women after leading industrialist Mukesh Ambani filed a missing persons report, seeking his wife, Nita. She is believed to be somewhere between … Continue reading
ARINDAM CHAUDHURI’S TAILOR TO BE SHOT AT SUNRISE
Noted management guru and business school tycoon Arindam Chaudhuri received a shock today after the Supreme Court sentenced his tailor to death for ‘crimes against humanity’. “This man cannot be … Continue reading
HIDING IN BUNKER, TIME EXPLAINS WHY IT LABELLED MANMOHAN ‘UNDERACHIEVER’.
Besieged by angry Congress party members who happened to be on holiday in New York, Time magazine issued a clarification from an underground bunker somewhere in New Jersey. “Many people … Continue reading
DESPITE BAR RAIDS, AIDS LEVEL IN MUMBAI REMAINS HIGH
Despite rampaging through bars across the city, none of which were owned by Dawood Ibrahim, Mumbai Police are yet to make any headway in the war against AIDS. According to … Continue reading
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