I MEANT CORRUPTION ON JUPITER, EXPLAINS RAHUL GANDHI
In a speech which his admirers described as ‘rivaled only by the one he gave last week’, Rahul Gandhi has impressed many by the depth of his passion against corruption. … Continue reading
KNOW YOUR LAWS : SEDITION (1898)
The Sedition Law was a gift from the British government of India to the Indian government of India. Early one morning, just before Independence, the two of them were sitting … Continue reading
DETECTIVE HIRED TO FIND GOVERNMENT
Concerned citizens are in the process of hiring a detective to find the government, which has been absconding since August, 2011. “We looked all around for clues, but we couldn’t … Continue reading
VIP SHOOTS OLYMPIC OFFICIAL
Formerly disgraced Olympic VIP Suresh Kalmadi raised eyebrows in London after he slew an official yesterday. The crime was committed during the 10m Air Pistol event. As he was led … Continue reading
KNOW YOUR HATS : BAMBOO CONTINENTAL
Like the Indo-Greek school of sculpture which has produced so many Buddhas, hats too can represent a synthesis of east and west. This Bamboo Continental is typically worn at a … Continue reading
PUBLISHER OF KAPIL SIBAL’S POETRY COMMITS SUICIDE.
In a move that has terrified the publishing industry, the publisher of Union Minister Kapil Sibal’s poetry took his own life late last evening. “Other publishers would point at him … Continue reading
SHARAD PAWAR TO PRINT MONEY
In a development that triggered fondue parties across Switzerland, the Congress Party has awarded noted ally Sharad Pawar the right to print currency notes. A special government printing press will … Continue reading
POME OF THE DAY
Tomorrow never dies in Delhi I want it tomorrow I said He agreed Two weeks later I yell, I beg, I plead He’s shocked, and full of sympathy And conscious … Continue reading
LEADING INDUSTRIALIST MISPLACES WIFE
Mumbai police temporarily suspended their search for loose women after leading industrialist Mukesh Ambani filed a missing persons report, seeking his wife, Nita. She is believed to be somewhere between … Continue reading
GURGAON POLICE TO ALLOW DRIVING WITHOUT HELMETS.
In a move that was warmly welcomed by Gurgaon residents, the police chief has announced that it is now legal to drive a car without a helmet. This was after … Continue reading
India Classifieds
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ARINDAM CHAUDHURI’S TAILOR TO BE SHOT AT SUNRISE
Noted management guru and business school tycoon Arindam Chaudhuri received a shock today after the Supreme Court sentenced his tailor to death for ‘crimes against humanity’. “This man cannot be … Continue reading
KNOW YOUR LAWS : Indian Penal Code (1860), Section 354, ‘Outraging a woman’s modesty’
This law gives wide latitude to sex criminals, and a maximum sentence of two years. The word ‘modesty’ is key. Unlike an arm or a leg, modesty is difficult to define. … Continue reading
You Can Do Better Dept.
After ten years, $2.3 billion, and lots of vodka, when the Indian Navy finally receives the thirty year-old Admiral Gorshkov, what will their reaction be?
HIDING IN BUNKER, TIME EXPLAINS WHY IT LABELLED MANMOHAN ‘UNDERACHIEVER’.
Besieged by angry Congress party members who happened to be on holiday in New York, Time magazine issued a clarification from an underground bunker somewhere in New Jersey. “Many people … Continue reading
MONKEY TAKES CHARGE OF PASSPORT OFFICE.
In a move that has elated banana-sellers across India, a monkey has been put in charge of the Regional Passport Office in Delhi. The monkey has been specially trained to … Continue reading
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